Sorry Jackie Chan fans.  Just stay away  from this drivel. Hiding the secret that he’s an international spy on loan to the CIA, Chan plays a nerdy next door neighbor  having problems wooing  the hot divorced mom next door, Amber Valletta, because her 3 kids can’t stand his geeky ways.

Cartoonish with slapstick kung fu fighting,  this is worse than the worst sitcom on tv.  And they want you to pay for this??!!  “The  Spy Next Door” lives up to January’s rep as the month Hollywood drops its worst  drek. 

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